Terms of Service

1. The "We're Not Your Parents" Clause

Look, we're just here to host your images. You upload it, we store it, and honestly? We probably won't even look at it unless someone complains. We're like that cool uncle who doesn't ask questions.

However, if you upload anything illegal (and we mean ACTUALLY illegal, not just embarrassing), we reserve the right to:

• Delete it faster than your ex deleted those couple photos
• Report you to the authorities (sorry, we like staying out of jail)
• Judge you silently while doing paperwork

2. What You Can Upload

Pretty much anything that won't get us arrested or make us lose sleep at night. This includes but is not limited to:

• Your cat photos (yes, even the 47th one)
• Memes (all of them, we don't discriminate)
• Screenshots of arguments you won (we see you)
• That one blurry picture you refuse to delete
• Wedding photos, vacation pics, food photography that makes people hungry
• Your art, your screenshots, your life

3. What You Probably Shouldn't Upload

Use common sense. If you have to ask "should I upload this?"—the answer is probably no. Examples include:

• Things that violate actual laws (we're not trying to be your legal defense)
• Content that would make your grandmother cry (respect the elders)
• Stuff that violates someone else's copyright (Disney's lawyers are scary)

4. Your Responsibilities

By using IMGLIVE.ME, you agree to:

• Own or have rights to your content. Don't upload your neighbor's wedding photos and pretend they're yours. We've seen enough drama on reality TV.
• Not abuse our service. We have limits. Don't try to upload the entire Library of Congress.
• Accept that URLs are random. You get what you get. We don't do custom vanity URLs. This isn't Instagram.

5. Our Responsibilities

We promise to:

• Try really hard to keep your images online (but hey, technology happens)
• Not sell your data to sketchy third parties (we're not that kind of website)
• Make a reasonable effort to keep the service running
• Drink coffee and fix stuff when it breaks

6. Privacy (Sort Of)

Your uploads get a random short URL. If you share that URL with someone, they can see the image. That's... kind of the point. We don't go through your images unless:

• Someone reports something sketchy
• Law enforcement shows up with a warrant (we like our freedom)
• Our automated systems flag something that needs human review

We don't track you, we don't care about your browsing habits, and we definitely don't read your mind (yet).

7. Liability (The Boring Legal Stuff)

IMGLIVE.ME is provided "as is" with zero warranties. Your images might disappear due to:

• Server issues
• Acts of God (or Godzilla)
• Someone tripping over a power cord
• The apocalypse
• Tuesday (Tuesdays are weird)

We're not responsible if your image gets deleted, lost, corrupted, or turns into a jpg artifact nightmare. Back up your important stuff, people!

8. Content Removal

We reserve the right to remove any content for any reason, including:

• It's illegal
• Someone sent us a valid DMCA takedown
• It's using up too much storage (looking at you, 50MB PNG files)
• We got a bad vibe from it

We'll try to be cool about it, but we don't owe you an explanation or a refund (since, you know, it's free).

9. Account Termination

We can ban you if you:

• Abuse the service
• Repeatedly upload questionable content
• Try to hack us (seriously, don't)
• Are generally being a jerk

10. Changes to These Terms

We can change these terms whenever we want. We'll probably update the date at the top. Check back occasionally if you're into that sort of thing. Continued use means you're cool with whatever we changed.

11. The "Don't Sue Us" Section

By using IMGLIVE.ME, you agree that if something goes wrong, you won't sue us for more money than we actually have (which is probably just enough for coffee and server costs). Any disputes will be handled through interpretive dance or arbitration, whichever is more entertaining.

12. The Fine Print Nobody Reads

These terms are governed by the laws of common sense and basic human decency. If any part of these terms is found to be unenforceable, the rest still applies. We're not your lawyer, your therapist, or your IT support (okay, maybe a little bit of IT support).

In Conclusion

Be cool, upload legal stuff, don't abuse the service, and we'll get along great. We're here to make image hosting simple and drama-free.

If you made it this far, congratulations! You're in the 0.01% of people who actually read Terms of Service. Have a virtual cookie. 🍪